- On Saturday, we were getting dressed to take pictures. Zion asked me who was coming with us. So, I tell him it's a family pic and he asks if daddy was coming too? I said yes. He tells me that he didn't want his daddy to come, and if he did have to come, then he didn't want his daddy to be in the pictures bc "his breath was stink". wtf? Where is the logic in that one?
- On Saturday night...Zion decided to ride Messiah like a pony. This is something that happens quite often in my house, and after various warnings, I popped Zion on the bottom. Not hard enough to make him cry, but hard enough to get his attention. Well, I got it alright. After he calmly got off his little brother, he looked at me ansd said "Whoa...i didn't even see that one coming!", then he ran off to play with something else. I don't think spankings went down like that in my house. lol
- Last night, I was sitting in my den, and I was alone. The kids were playing in their grandfather's room. I started to smell chemicals, so I went to investigate. I realized that Zion was in the same room as i was, but was hiding under a chair...and painting the walls with nailpolish. I tried to remain calm because essentially, it was my fault that he had access to my nailpolish. So, when I asked him why he painted on the wall...he said "Because you left polish here for me to paint!" AND WAS VERY MATTER OF FACT ABOUT IT! needless to say...he got time out because I had to make a point...BUT, how could I not laugh at that.
- Yesterday afternoon, I had a piece of gum. As did Zion. So naturally, Messiah wanted gun too! i gave Messiah a teenie piece. Not enough for him to even taste it, but enough to make him feel like he got something. Zion pushed his eyebrow up...and got in my face, and told me..."Children shouldn't have gum! They can choke! It's only for grown ups and me!"
Where does he get all of this from?
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